Here are some of my favorite quotes from Episode 3, 4, and 5.
Eric: I KNOW I’m a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It’s SOOKIE!
Pam to Sookie: Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?
Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Sookie to Eric: There’s big gators in there you crazy Viking, get on out of there and let’s go home before one of them chomps off your you know what.
Sookie to Alcide: Debbie Pelt’s still Debbie Pelt, she’s an addict and a murderer and she still lives in your house and I’m not judging you.
Bill: (seeing Pam’s veil) Oh, good, the world needs more beekeepers.
Sam to Tommy: Gators love marshmallows, you should know that.